Grease

Here I sit in a park above an ancient Roman agora in Thessaloniki, waiting the 10 hours for the train north, first to Skopje, then a day or two later to Belgrade & the Guca brass band festival!

I missed the morning train by 20 minutes due to trusting the blasted Lonely Planet, so thanks to the Misinformation-Industrial Complex, I have time to send the very email which you now hold in your grubby little paws. I mean glittering massive inbox.

So yeah I landed in Athens nine days ago and booked it out to the overnight ferry to Crete, whereupon I slept upon the deck under the Mediterranean almost full moon. Well I didn't actually particularly sleep, given the almost full moon and the Mediterranean and the fact that it was too lovely to close my eyes. Anyway on with our story.

Landed at 6am, and in trying to figure out where to catch the bus to Houdetsi (home of the Labyrinth Music Workshop, founded & run by Ross Daly, which presents three or four intensive seminars weekly during the summer in instruments ranging from Afghan rebab, through both the Cretan & Istanbul lyras, making stops at klarino & Arabic violin en route to Malian kora), I saw a young longhair with an oddly shaped instrument case who seemed self-assured that he knew what he was doing. Indeed he did, and I'd hereby made the acquaintance of George #1, the very nice lavta player with very nice hair who spoke very nice English, much to my relief (and his, unknowingly, since he never had to hear my Greek).

So a busload of mostly bohemian Greeks, peppered with an Lebanese-Antillean, an Italian, a trio of very sweet Serbs, and one weary American, boards the bus, chatters mostly incomprehensibly for a half hour, and dismounts in front of the taverna in Houdetsi where we would henceforth pass roughly 7 hours out of every 24, mostly nocturnally, playing, eating, smoking (whether first or second hand), and drinking shall we say excessively.

A half block down and through a wooden door one is greeted by three slightly overzealous but sweet dogs on one's way to the instrument museum (or perhaps petting zoo, as all the cases are unlocked to encourage playing of the worldly collection), where eight of us daily gathered to listen to Alexandros Arkadopoulos demonstrate how easy it is to play what we all wished we could play on the klarino, amidst a flood of evidently very amusing tales. (The one I understood involved a pristine young lady santouri player & a mischievous bouzouki player touring with Dalaras, and a remote controlled electronic whoopee device. I'll leave it to you to imagine how I deciphered that one.)

Anyway, yeah, six hours a day, divided by a siesta, a light meal, a beer or two, and of course the everpresent all-you-can-inhale buffet of the world's favorite carcinogen.

Given the eminently relaxed pace, it's either surprising or not at all that I found very little time to woodshed the influx of notes & inflections. We did, however, rock the house (taverna) pretty much nightly, which hopefully counts for something.

Ok so I've been writing this now for almost two hours, so I'm gonna step on the gas.

Went one night to an incredible concert by Ross Daly, Kelly Thoma, Stelios Petrakis, and, well, a lot of gorgeous musicians, set against the wall of an old fortress on the east end of Crete. Somehow I've now formulated some ideas for Cretan & Pontic style brass band tunes.

My friends Aya (violinist) & her dad Alan (laouto & violin etc) appeared for a couple of days. All the 24 year old Greek guys fell in love with Aya, of course. I was hoping to convince them to stay for the laouto workshop this week, but they've run off to Amorgos, seeking, apparently successfully, great violinists. Might see them again this side of the prime meridian, if I change my return ticket to go to Bulgaria for Rumen's niece's wedding on the 19th!

Spent yesterday in Serres with George #2, a fellow clarinetist from the seminar (who I met mere minutes after the aforementioned George #1, but #1 still is entitled to his birthright), who drove me from Athens, put me up for two nights, and is hatching a plan for a three-clarinet band with Dionysios from Arta & me, called Rom Royale (I did suggest we might actually need at least one Rom member to be merit the name), certain to tour the world next year!

Oh yeah, there was, one afternoon in Houdetsi, a slightly heated (lukewarm?), still unresolved discussion of the etymologies of the words Greece, grease, Ellada (the Greek word for Greece), and el-lado (a possible juxtaposition from the ancient Greek meaning something like "with oil") or perhaps elaiolado ("olive oil"). Could the name of this country, where it's true that I've consumed pounds, yea kilos of the nectar of the hardy Mediterranean fruit (did I actually just write that? Oh, I'm hungry. Just noticed.), actually be related, in both languages at that, to olive oil & the historic bounty of said delight round these parts? I, the minority, am quite skeptical, and have many unjustified yet certainly logical & most likely true arguments against the theory, which I won't spell out here because I wanna go stretch my legs & eat something greecy before the train comes.

Hope everyone's doing well, see you when I see you!

Love p

Sweet home

The view from my new back porch.

Margot Quan Knight

These are some incredible photographs.

Margot Quan Knight

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Seeking artists & musicians to do valuable work for free so I can make money!

This is not my rant, but I wanted to keep track of it, in case I need to use it. It’s amazing how often I need to explain exactly this…

This came from here:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/com/268825945.html

via here:
http://people.tribe.net/cynfulgurl

Every day, there are more and more Craigs List posts seeking “artists” for everything from auto graphics to comic books to corporate logo designs. More people are finding themselves in need of some form of illustrative service.

But what they’re NOT doing, unfortunately, is realizing how rare someone with these particular talents can be.

To those who are “seeking artists”, let me ask you; How many people do you know, personally, with the talent and skill to perform the services you need? A dozen? Five? One? …none?

More than likely, you don’t know any. Otherwise, you wouldn’t be posting on craigslist to find them.

And this is not really a surprise.

In this country, there are almost twice as many neurosurgeons as there are professional illustrators. There are eleven times as many certified mechanics. There are SEVENTY times as many people in the IT field.

So, given that they are less rare, and therefore less in demand, would it make sense to ask your mechanic to work on your car for free? Would you look him in the eye, with a straight face, and tell him that his compensation would be the ability to have his work shown to others as you drive down the street?

Would you offer a neurosurgeon the “opportunity” to add your name to his resume as payment for removing that pesky tumor? (Maybe you could offer him “a few bucks” for “materials”. What a deal!)

Would you be able to seriously even CONSIDER offering your web hosting service the chance to have people see their work, by viewing your website, as their payment for hosting you?

If you answered “yes” to ANY of the above, you’re obviously insane. If you answered “no”, then kudos to you for living in the real world.

But then tell me… why would you think it is okay to live out the same, delusional, ridiculous fantasy when seeking someone whose abilities are even less in supply than these folks?

Graphic artists, illustrators, painters, etc., are skilled tradesmen. As such, to consider them as, or deal with them as, anything less than professionals fully deserving of your respect is both insulting and a bad reflection on you as a sane, reasonable person. In short, it makes you look like a twit.

A few things you need to know;

1. It is not a “great opportunity” for an artist to have his work seen on your car/’zine/website/bedroom wall, etc. It IS a “great opportunity” for YOU to have their work there.

2. It is not clever to seek a “student” or “beginner” in an attempt to get work for free. It’s ignorant and insulting. They may be “students”, but that does not mean they don’t deserve to be paid for their hard work. You were a “student” once, too. Would you have taken that job at McDonalds with no pay, because you were learning essential job skills for the real world? Yes, your proposition it JUST as stupid.

3. The chance to have their name on something that is going to be seen by other people, whether it’s one or one million, is NOT a valid enticement. Neither is the right to add that work to their “portfolio”. They get to do those things ANYWAY, after being paid as they should. It’s not compensation. It’s their right, and it’s a given.

4. Stop thinking that you’re giving them some great chance to work. Once they skip over your silly ad, as they should, the next ad is usually for someone who lives in the real world, and as such, will pay them. There are far more jobs needing these skills than there are people who possess these skills.

5. Students DO need “experience”. But they do NOT need to get it by giving their work away. In fact, this does not even offer them the experience they need. Anyone who will not/can not pay them is obviously the type of person or business they should be ashamed to have on their resume anyway. Do you think professional contractors list the “experience” they got while nailing down a loose step at their grandmother’s house when they were seventeen?

If you your company or gig was worth listing as desired experience, it would be able to pay for the services it received. The only experience they will get doing free work for you is a lesson learned in what kinds of scrubs they should not lower themselves to deal with.

6. (This one is FOR the artists out there, please pay attention.) Some will ask you to “submit work for consideration”. They may even be posing as some sort of “contest”. These are almost always scams. They will take the work submitted by many artists seeking to win the “contest”, or be “chosen” for the gig, and find what they like most. They will then usually have someone who works for them, or someone who works incredibly cheap because they have no originality or talent of their own, reproduce that same work, or even just make slight modifications to it, and claim it as their own. You will NOT be paid, you will NOT win the contest. The only people who win, here, are the underhanded folks who run these ads. This is speculative, or “spec”, work. It’s risky at best, and a complete scam at worst. I urge you to avoid it, completely. For more information on this subject, please visit www.no-spec.com.

So to artists/designers/illustrators looking for work, do everyone a favor, ESPECIALLY yourselves, and avoid people who do not intend to pay you. Whether they are “spec” gigs, or just some guy who wants a free mural on his living room walls. They need you. You do NOT need them.

And for those who are looking for someone to do work for free… please wake up and join the real world. The only thing you’re accomplishing is to insult those with the skills you need. Get a clue.

Brazen CD Release Parties!!! 4/29 Amnesia & 5/1 Ashkenaz

It took a while, but some brilliant engineer has finally invented microphones strong enough, shiny enough, and yes, fun enough, with the mettle to record the Brass Menažeri Balkan Brass Band! Yes, we had to wait a long time for space age metallurgical, alchemical, vacuum tube, & burnishment technology to become sufficiently advanced–six long years we waited–but at last, in a cryogenic lab hidden high in the Arctic Alps, the one true microphone to rule them all was born. Don’t ask who the mother was. & don’t ask why or how we painstakingly maintained it at -217° Fahrenheit during the entire recording process.

Just enjoy the results.

We have just taken shipment of one HUNDRED hermetically sealed advance copies of BRAZEN, the pinnacle of the recording industry’s art & evolution. Now it’s time we started pimping these treasures like the Americans we are.

* * * * * COME BUY OUR CDS!!!!! * * * * *

(How was that? It’ll probably go straight to the spam box for half the people on the list now….)

Anyway, you’ll have two chances in the next four days to ***BUY OUR CDS***.

Sunday 4/29 at Amnesia
853 Valencia @19th St., San Francisco
9pm, $10

:: with Disciples of Markos Rebetika Band
:: & Dan Cantrell & friends, with Liz Strong dancing
:: & DJ Željko of Kafana Balkan spinning Balkan dance!!!

Tuesday 5/1 at Ashkenaz
1317 San Pablo @Gilman, Berkeley
7:30pm, $10

:: dance lesson with Rikki Nicolae
:: with Gamelan X Hybrid Processional Orchestra

Come on. We’re broke now & wee neeed your moneey. Pleeeaseee?

Also on the horizon:

* 5/5 Herdeljezi Festival in Sebastopol. www.voiceofroma.com
* 5/26 Berkeley JCC
* 6/2 Berkeley World Music Fest, People’s Park (afternoon)
* 6/2 Kafana Balkan, Rickshaw Stop, SF (evening)

love,
peeeter

director, trumpeter, clarinetist
Brass Menažeri Balkan Brass Band :: www.brassmenazeri.com

New Brass Menazeri CD: Brazen!

Hey everyone, well after years I’m finally on an entire cd. The Brass Menažeri (“Menagerie”) Balkan Brass Band (which I direct) has its first cd out, titled “Brazen.” We’re having cd release parties Sunday 4/29 at Amnesia in SF, & 5/1 at Ashkenaz in Berkeley. You can get em on CD Baby starting next week, and soon after that they should be on iTunes as well. Or get em from our website, brassmenazeri.com.

Yay!

love p

Cell phones are killing bees on a massive scale. This matters.

From the Independent UK

Are mobile phones wiping out our bees?

Scientists claim radiation from handsets are to blame for mysterious ‘colony collapse’ of bees

By Geoffrey Lean and Harriet Shawcross
Published: 15 April 2007

It seems like the plot of a particularly far-fetched horror film. But some scientists suggest that our love of the mobile phone could cause massive food shortages, as the world’s harvests fail.

They are putting forward the theory that radiation given off by mobile phones and other hi-tech gadgets is a possible answer to one of the more bizarre mysteries ever to happen in the natural world – the abrupt disappearance of the bees that pollinate crops. Late last week, some bee-keepers claimed that the phenomenon – which started in the US, then spread to continental Europe – was beginning to hit Britain as well.

The theory is that radiation from mobile phones interferes with bees’ navigation systems, preventing the famously homeloving species from finding their way back to their hives. Improbable as it may seem, there is now evidence to back this up.

Colony Collapse Disorder (CCD) occurs when a hive’s inhabitants suddenly disappear, leaving only queens, eggs and a few immature workers, like so many apian Mary Celestes. The vanished bees are never found, but thought to die singly far from home. The parasites, wildlife and other bees that normally raid the honey and pollen left behind when a colony dies, refuse to go anywhere near the abandoned hives.

The alarm was first sounded last autumn, but has now hit half of all American states. The West Coast is thought to have lost 60 per cent of its commercial bee population, with 70 per cent missing on the East Coast.

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Digits

Well I’ve rejoined the digital age, having just bought a new macbook & protools LE/mbox 2 system. Trying to mix the Brass Menažeri recording long distance to LA was proving too ridiculously cumbersome…

Wish me luck keeping my focus under the onslaught of pixels & bits, oh my.

growth ain’t always a good word

Just found out that my cousin, three years younger than me, has a brain tumor hanging out by the cerebellum. It’s probably benign & all that, & yet the fact that it’s the size of a fist is enough to rattle me awake… Surgery this week hopefully.

It’s time

Eo informs me that he’d like to see me start kickin ass more.

So here it comes. Don’t be afraid.

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